it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Randomize
