We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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