Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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