waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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