that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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