Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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