you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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