It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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