In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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