you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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