she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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