i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
how drunk are you?
Several
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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