apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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