Its about making memories worth repressing
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
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