This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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