How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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