just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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