just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
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