Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
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