i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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