There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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