Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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