Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
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