i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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