Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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