I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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