my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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