Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
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