Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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