I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
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