question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
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