Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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