I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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