better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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