hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
do herpes really smell.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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