i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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