you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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