But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Floor bacon is actually really good
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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