Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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