I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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