uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
either way he was missing a nipple.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Randomize
