Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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