I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
You may now shotgun with the bride
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I think my moral compass just broke
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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