We should be called the Road Head Warriors
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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