So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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