I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Randomize