"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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