Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
We had to coat check the pizza.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
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