I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
it hurts more in the daytime
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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