There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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