i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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