they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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