we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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