I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Randomize