nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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