Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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